The Master List of 2016 Movies I Will See

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Every January I whip through the new year's release schedule and come up with a list of movies I want to see. I'll see more movies than the ones on this list, but these are the ones I plan on seeing. You can pretty well guarantee I'll be reviewing them here too.

-By Caleb Jones

Here's the list of movies sorted by American release dates. I've also broken them down into four categories of how excited I am.

Movies I'm Very Excited About

Deadpool                                 Feb-12 (cautiously optimistic.)

10 Cloverfield Lane                 Mar-11 (VERY pumped to see this!)

Batman Superman                   Mar-25 (Can't wait for this!)

Jungle Book                             Apr-15

Captain America Civil War      May-06

Snowden                                  May-13

The Nice Guys                         May-20 (Awesome Alpha movie, written by one of the best in the business.)

X-Men Apocalypse                  May-27

The Purge 3                           Jul-01 (Frank Grillo's in it again! Yay!)

Tarzan                                     Jul-01

Suicide Squad                          Aug-05 (VERY excited.)

Doctor Strange                         Nov-04

Star Wars Rogue One            Dec-16 (I will like this way better than Force Awakens.)

Assassin's Creed                      Dec-21

Movies I'm Mildly Excited About

13 Hours                                  Jan-13

Gods of Egypt                         Feb-26

Hail Caesar                              Feb-05

Warcraft                                   Jun-10 (I want it to be good, but eh...not sure.)

Star Trek Beyond                  Jul-22

Bourne 5                                    Jul-29

Jack Reacher 2                       Oct-21 (Tom Cruise is on an incredible roll; I've never seen anything like it.)

Movies I'm Curious About

Zoolander 2                              Feb-12 (Looks stupid but I'll probably enjoy it.)

The Huntsman                        Apr-22

Alice Through The Looking Glass     May-27

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2       Jun-03 (I grew up with those damn things, so...)

Now You See Me 2                Jun-10

Finding Dory                            Jun-17 (Fuck you, I liked Finding Nemo, okay? And I want to see more sharks with Australian accents.)

Independence Day 2             Jun-24 (I'm hoping this will be good, but it's 50/50.)

Gambit                                        Oct-07

Movies I May Not Like But Will See Anyway Because I'm A Big Dork

London Has Fallen                 Mar-04 (Hated the first one.)

The BFG                                      Jul-01

Ghostbusters                            Jul-15 (It's now a chick flick. Sigh. But I have to admit that Melissa McCarthy is funny and Kate Mckinnon is, by far, the most talented female comedian in the business right now, so I'll give it a shot.)

Mechanic Resurrection       Aug-26 (First one was lame, but Jason Statham's in it so I'm required by Action Movie God to go see it.)

The Infiltrator                          Aug-31

The Magnificent Seven         Sep-23

Underworld 5                            Oct-14 (She's gettin' pretty old now but mmmmmm I don't care.)

Inferno                                         Oct-28

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