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I can’t believe I have to write this article. It’s honestly depressing.

Over the past few weeks on my blogs, YouTube channels, in my email, and even in my Whatsapp messages, I have people screaming things like:

Caleb! Trump’s going to make Canada the 51^st state! Isn’t that great?!? Maybe that will help prevent the collapse!!!

Caleb! Oh my God! Trump is going to invade Panama because of the Panama Canal!!! OH FUCK!!! What do you think about this???

Caleb! Trump is going to buy Greenland!!! Won’t that be good for America because of its natural resources???

Caleb! Trump is going to build a new missile defense shield around the USA!!! You once said in your blogs that that would be a good idea!!! Do you support Trump now???

Caleb! OH NO!!! Trump is going to rename the Gulf of Mexico into the Gulf of America!!! What does this mean for Mexico as a flag???

Caleb! Trump is going to create a bunch of “freedom cities” in the USA! Isn’t that great???

Look, I love you all. I really do. It’s my Mission to help you and I’m here for you. But sometimes you guys need some very tough love. So here goes.

Are you retarded?

Seriously, ARE YOU RETARDED?

You pro-Trumpers and anti-Trumpers are just as bad about this.

WHY THE HELL DO YOU GUYS STILL BELIEVE EVERY STUPID THING TRUMP SAYS?

REALLY?

Think rationally and objectively for a minute. I know it’s hard for modern-day collapsing Americans, but please try…

WHAT KIND OF TRACK RECORD DOES TRUMP HAVE DOING WHAT HE PROMISES?

I mean, Jesus guys, how many times do I have to repeat the following?

The first time he was President…

Did he build the wall?

Did Mexico pay for the wall?

Did he end all of the wars?

Did he bring the manufacturing jobs back?

Did he put Hillary in jail?

Did he appoint a special prosecutor to go after her?

Did he kick out all the illegals?

Did he eliminate Obamacare?

Did he eliminate Common Core?

Did he end birthright citizenship?

Did he stop the AT&T-Time Warner merger?

He said he would do all of that plus about 100 other things and didn’t do any of them.

Honestly, guys. What the hell? Seriously, are you retarded?

The next time you hear Trump say something and you freak out (positively or negatively) and immediately assume he’s actually going to do what he says, so you can continue to hope he saves America (he won’t and he can’t, you Trump idiot) or so you can continue to hate him or be terrified of him (Obama and Biden were just as bad, you left-wing moron) you need to picture my hand slapping you in the mouth, HARD, so you can snap out of it and come back to reality.

And if you think this is some anti-Trump thing I have, wrongo! As I’ve stated for a very long time, the last six American presidents have all been horrible and they’ve all lied about crap like this.

Let me count the ways…

George HW Bush: Read my lips, no new taxes.

Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.

Bill Clinton: Tonight, there are no Chinese nuclear missiles pointed at any American cities.

Bill Clinton: We will END corporate welfare!

George W Bush: All combat operations in Iraq have ended.

George W Bush: I’m opposed to nation-building.

Barack Obama: I will close Guantanamo Bay within my first year.

Barack Obama: If you like your doctor, you can keep him.

Barack Obama: We will have the most transparent administration in history.

Joe Biden: I will make community college free for all Americans.

Joe Biden: We will bring back the assault weapons ban.

Joe Biden: If I win the election, $2000 stimulus checks will go out immediately!

And on, and on, and on.

All of this history of lying presidents, including Trump, AND STILL so many of you believe whatever stupid bullshit comes out of Trump’s mouth.

Why?

Honestly, why?

I don’t get it.

In my big presentation about the stats regarding why America is collapsing (send it to all of your friends), I showed the statistics that stated half of all Americans have used illegal drugs (not counting prescription drugs, which is even more), that one-fourth of Americans are mentally ill, that America’s suicide rates are at all-time highs, surpassing even Japan’s, and that American’s IQs are dropping every year while in Asia they keep rising.

I can only assume that those of you asking me questions about when Trump will do all of these things he’ll obviously never do, that you’re in one of those above categories.

That maybe you’re mentally ill, depressed, on some kind of drugs (illegal or prescription, because they’re both awful), suffering from reduced IQ, going through some kind of crisis in your personal life, or… something.

That’s the only explanation I have because honestly, I’m bewildered at the number of people in my audience asking these completely retarded questions.

If you have a better explanation, I’m happy to hear it, because… Jesus… this doesn’t make any sense.

So, please.

For the love of god…

Stop instantly believing that Trump will do whatever he says. He says a lot of insane crazy shit and always has. He only does about 1% of what he says.

Please…

Stay rational.

(And build your location-independent business and your international backup plan or move out of the Collapsing USA. Then this stuff won’t bother you anymore. Try it and you’ll see.)

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